What is happening to me?

Honestly, this is what I brought home from the store tonight:

• 1 package Kikkoman instant tofu miso soup
• 2 Thai Kitchen rice noodle bowls
• 1 300ml bottle Aji-Mirin sweet cooking rice wine
• 1 bag Beneful dog food. The kind with salmon and rice

What kind of yuppie list is that?

P.S. I planned on posting some photos tonight, but instead my wife and I watched "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip." Because "that TV remote is a crack pipe!"

UPDATE: The Thai rice noodles were delicious!